oh boy do i

remember that time you attended belle & sebastian...?

you wore a t-shirt that said "SUITABLY AFFECTED"

the 99th percentile

Pure Nerd
60 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 34% Dork

For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of:
Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on nerdiness

You scored higher than 99% on geekosity

You scored higher than 99% on dork points

evil and inhuman

a conversation i had today:

me: the pope is infallible on matters of faith
somebody else: is this a matter of faith?
me: i think it is

genius

from the mind that gave you ithoughtofitdotinfo, the spiritual home of i thoughofitdotcom, has anyone thought of auditioning for australian idol and performing tamara jaber's (ex scandal'us) ooh aah as released on king kyle records. i imagine the exhange going something like this:

auditoner: ooh aah i lost my bra / i left my knickers in my boyfriend's car
kyle sandilands: well, that was shit
auditioner: yes, yes it was

some of my best friends are...

"it's okay, i'll translate," red symons when interviewing lord mayor john so on the 171st anniversary of the founding of melbourne...

in english.

"the terrorist has got another one," dean jones upon hashim amla, south african batsman, taking a catch to dismiss kumar sangakkara in a test match between south africa and sri lanka in colombo...

whilst playing cricket.

gentlemen, all

yes. and no

do you realize,
that you have the most beautiful face?
do you realize,
we're floating in space?
do you realize,
that happiness makes you cry?
do you realize,
that everyone you know someday will die?
and instead of saying all of your goodbyes
let them know you realize that life goes fast
it's hard to make the good things last
you realize the sun dudn't go down
it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round
do you realize,
that you have the most beautiful face?
do you realize?